Status Message Mania-II

From HELL--------
"divya....kahaan ho tum"----

"wake me up for the 8:45 class..................plzzzzzzzzzzzzz"---

"i am conphuzing"---

Funny---------
"Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock"– Tarun

"Set status message here" -GG

"Somebody suggest a good status message"—Amul

“TO-LET……….this space is available for rent...... contact 9935943830”---

Bade log----------
"If you take my whole life and condense it to one day, it looks impressive" --- George Costanza (i dont know this guy :))

“there's no "I" in "team." There is a "me," though, if you jumble it up” ----Vinayak

“Sometimes, Most Easy sentences verbally, are most difficult to speak” ----Ish

Read at your own risk----
"Let us not believe that we have received the divine kiss , if we know the truth without loving it or love it without understanding it. But blessed is that kiss whereby not only love is recognised and felt but also both of us are loved , for there is never full commitment & trust without perfect love"---Kimi

"In umr se lambi, sadkon ko Manzil pe pahunchte dekha nahi Bas, Daudti firti rehti hai Hamne to theherte dekha nahi Is ajnabi se sheher me, Jaana pehchana dhoondta hai..."---KK

...........to be continued

Status Message Mania-I

Some of the best status msg...............
" The presentation had 250 slides; 25th was "thank you" slide and after that there were insights"
-------Pitaji.

"The msg has been temporarily shifted to APJ's account"
--------Your's truly.

"Jab tum kisi cheez ko dill se chaho..toh poori kaynaat tumhe usse milwane me lag jatee hai’
---------Shri Shri 1008 Parmar...the GOD.
"LOVE TRANSCENDS THE DIMENSIONS OF TIME,SPACE AND THE SELF.SO LET IT FLOW AND THE UNIVERSE SHALL MERGE UNTO YOU."
------GOD again.
........................................................................[GOD at the height of desperation :) ]
"umr daraz ho gaye 4 din meim, kuch aarzoo mein gaye aur kuch intezaar mein"
----GOD .

"yeh saari global warming delhi me kyun ho rai hai"
----Pitaji.
" http://status.msg.com" (this url doesnt point anywhere :) )
-----Me

"Its better to die rather than trying hard and failing in ur endeavours as well not being able to live upto the expectations of ur beloved ones. I sincerely hope to die quite early. hope god is listening"
------Kimi

"Joining B school just for getting a job is like getting married just for sex"
------Motin
"playing .........midterm-madness...."
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" 'Brand atchitude, brand reconition....all this things you know'...........well i don't"
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"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway"
-----courtesy Amul

"The Knack of Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss!!!...."
-----Sonam (M)

chapter 2 coming soon.......