20 minutes at the station

THIS POST IS FOR THOSE WHO TRUELY BELIEVE IN THE LEGACY OF "NETA". FOR THOSE WHO AREN'T AWARE OF HIM PLEASE SKIP TO THE NEXT POST :)

SPOILER ALERT: NETA IS THE COMEDIAN!!! (err...........matlab isi ki wajah se hasi aayegi)

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Scene-1, Act-1;
Characters: Me and Neta
Location: Dadar Station
Date n Time: 10 minutes to 10 p.m., 2nd May

Neta: "Ye Amul to aaj double pitega (One for the IIM C convert and other one.....read on)."
Me: "Lekin tune hi to use 10 baje tak aane ke liye kaha tha?"
Neta: "Haan to 10 to bajne hi wale hai. Pehle to use 8:30 hi aana tha, wo to maine hi use kaha ki jyada jaldi nahi hai wo aaram se relatives se mil kar aaye. Lekin agar wo 10 baje se pehle nahi aaya to uski kher nahi."
Me:" Theek hai aane do usko, khub pelenge saale ko."
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Scene-1, Act-2;
Characters: Me, Neta and Amul.

Its 10:15 p.m. and Amul is seen walking towards us (me and Neta).
We greeted Amul and both of us landed tw0 kicks on his bumps. I thought the issue was resolved but Neta was hungry. He could not stand the fact that Amul was 15 minutes late. Its business as usual for Neta as most of you must be knowing.

So Neta thought that this was the time to hit back, with me supposedy in his favour.The two of us were together for past 4 odd hours and i did not pull his leg even once.

Neta (to Amul): " Tumhe thoda jyada time rukne ke liye bol diya to tumne to had hi kar di."
Me: "Lekin ye to sirf 15 min hi late aaya hai, isme kya problem hai."
Me (to Amul): "Yaar ye Neta hadd karta hai, khud hi ne 10 baje tak aane ko bola aur baad me khud hi jalla raha tha ki 2 ghaante station par wait karna pad gaya."
Me and Amul: LON
From here on it means Laughing on Neta; this acronym will be frequently used in the following paragraphs with various variants,like:
LNON- L Notoriously ON
LEON- L Effortlessly ON
ELON- Everyone LON
LWON- L Wickedly ON

Neta: (Caught with his pants down....since he wasn't expeccting this sudden change of sides from Me) "Abe saale Kholu(me)!!! tu to itni der se meri haan-me-haan mila raha tha, ye achanak kya hua?"
Me: " Dekho Neta ek funda samajh lo:"
(..........ahem ..ahem .......pay attention! this ones a deep funda)
"Jab bhi sirf do log saath hote hai to wo ek dusre ki nahi udaate"

Me n Amul: LNON, Launghing Nototriously on Neta.
Neta:"Are! ye kya matlab hua?, par hum donno mil kar Amul ki bhi to udaa sakte the."

Me: "To ab suno dusra funda:"
"Jab bhi teen lgo me ek Neta hota hai to usi ki maari jaati hai"
Me, Amul and everyone else at the bus station: Laughing on Neta or in short ELON
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So this was how the journey began. There still much more to come from our trip to Pune.....two full days...remember this was just a 20 min trailor.


Next up: "The Pune Trip".