Status Message Mania-I

Some of the best status msg...............
" The presentation had 250 slides; 25th was "thank you" slide and after that there were insights"
-------Pitaji.

"The msg has been temporarily shifted to APJ's account"
--------Your's truly.

"Jab tum kisi cheez ko dill se chaho..toh poori kaynaat tumhe usse milwane me lag jatee hai’
---------Shri Shri 1008 Parmar...the GOD.
"LOVE TRANSCENDS THE DIMENSIONS OF TIME,SPACE AND THE SELF.SO LET IT FLOW AND THE UNIVERSE SHALL MERGE UNTO YOU."
------GOD again.
........................................................................[GOD at the height of desperation :) ]
"umr daraz ho gaye 4 din meim, kuch aarzoo mein gaye aur kuch intezaar mein"
----GOD .

"yeh saari global warming delhi me kyun ho rai hai"
----Pitaji.
" http://status.msg.com" (this url doesnt point anywhere :) )
-----Me

"Its better to die rather than trying hard and failing in ur endeavours as well not being able to live upto the expectations of ur beloved ones. I sincerely hope to die quite early. hope god is listening"
------Kimi

"Joining B school just for getting a job is like getting married just for sex"
------Motin
"playing .........midterm-madness...."
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" 'Brand atchitude, brand reconition....all this things you know'...........well i don't"
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"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway"
-----courtesy Amul

"The Knack of Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss!!!...."
-----Sonam (M)

chapter 2 coming soon.......